New Football Gay Shocker

Gayness in football is spreading like bird flu. After starting in the Premiership, with mobile phones seemingly involved (supposedly Ashley Cole and Jermaine Pennant) it has spread to Glentanar with kinky Ghostbusters costumes seemingly involved.

Other shocking news: Steve Mason Can't Handle Drink

Last night, at One, BOD, it was rumoured that Tanner's reliable left back Steven Mason was seen (and heard) vomiting in the toilets after one too many Magners. A witness at the scene said "Haha Steve's so pished its well funny!"